Maybe I have a little something-something for Shakira's new song. I may or may not have posted about it earlier this month. So what?

If I had friends with large budget and a full crew of sassy though sharp camera people, I would make humorous parodies whilst ruling Vancouver with an iron fist...like a Steven Spielberg/that oh-so-juicy Gregor Robertson hybrid. My mango nectar would be equal parts ambitious...and delicious. You heard it here first.